Author: Biker
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Summary: A Stage Magician tries to make Jenny dissapear, but only her clothing vanishes.
Jenny had been enjoying the evening of her anniversary so much! here she sat two rows from the front in the theatre and had laughed herself till tears rolled down her cheeks. The comedian had been so funny along with the mime artist and the jugglers but the best was yet to come. The Magician!
Swaying in the wings before entering the stage Bernard emptied the the last of his hip flask down his scrawny neck, a stage hand tapped him on the shoulder "Bernie you're ON!" "Bollocks" was the muttered reply.
'Ego the Great' walked onto the stage with a swishing cape his arms holding it out like giant bat wings and looking very mystical with his glittery clothes and top hat, but looking more human than David Cooperfeld's (I know about the spelling, want me sued?) false tan and plastic features.
Jenny joined in with gusto with the clapping audiance then had to stop as the vigorous clapping threatened to spill her out of her dress, she loved Magicians!
Ego stood on the stage bored and tired of the same old routine entertaining was so exciting for him as a youth but now in his later years the sparkle had gone and the lights and boards held little of the attraction for him, "Bloody cretins the lot of 'em!" but casting his bloodshot eyes into the audience they fell upon the blonde near the front of the mob and the adoration in her eyes brought back a little of the feelings he once had, tonight he'd entertain just for her and the rest of the audience could go and piss up a pole as far as he was concerned, he began.
Jenny was astounded, he was brilliant! where that small pony disappeared to will make her wonder for months to come, Oh, he WAS good!.
Her husband sitting beside her hadn't seen her so engrossed by anything in months her eyes fixed on the act, why she hadn't even adjusted her dress in ages and he noticed she really needed to too now! he had soon become bored with the act the old lush was making so obvious sleight of hand tricks that he knew exactly where he put the 'disappeared' objects except for that pony of coarse, and so reclined into his seat he turned and contemplated his lovely wifes right nipple which was threatening to show itself any second now, and by the looks of things the man sitting beside her had noticed too, those sidelong glances were thinly disguised.
Ego went through every trick he knew, some of which hadn't been done on stage in years and he hadn't rehearsed since waking up with the hangover er headache this morning he thought he wasn't doing too bad, and that Blonde was really looking at him with those big blue eyes of hers he almost melted under her gaze, too bad the bloke beside couldn't be bothered to watch Ego too but he seemed interested in her chest too much to....
BLOODY HELL! she was almost falling out of that dress!! Ego moved closer to where Jennys seat was and went through a trick he could do in his sleep and spent a good few minutes checking out the chest of his blonde admirer, Jenny couldn't believe it he was only 10 foot in front of her and seemed to be entertaining her alone making eye contact often with her, well he almost did maybe the lights dazzled him up there for his gaze seemed a little off centre of Jennys face.
He finished his trick and bowed sneaking another glance at Jenny as she clapped, and pondering how she stayed within that dress, now THAT really was magic!, suddenly he had an idea and checking the clock in the wings knew he could do it within the time limits set for his act.
With more hamming it up, he called for the house lights to be brought up and searched for that special someone out there, a true believer!
He knew already who he'd pick but went through the motions anyway, hands were raised and a few shouts but sadly his lovely blonde looked more interested in tucking herself back into her dress and blushing furiously, casting furtive glances at the men around her, the man on her right however was grinning at her blushes and patting her hand. Why didn't she volunteer? Taking matters in hand he called for silence and pointed at Jenny "You!" he called "You shall be my assistant!" Jenny squeaked when she saw the finger pointing at her, but her natural shyness and timidness was pushed down at the thought of helping a real live Magician!
Jenny's husband was overjoyed at the thought of more people seeing his magnificant wife dressed as she was wearing the strapless black velvet dress that was his favourite along with those long gloves she looked the picture of elegance, he toyed with the idea of keeping his foot on the dresses hem as she stood up but moved it away just she stood, who knows maybe he wouldn't have to.
A few whistles followed Jenny as she stood up and "Excused me" her way to the aisle, feeling very nervous as she did because as she side stepped her way along she had to turn her hips either towards the men in the seats which a lady never does or away from them which is what she did and even as she passed by she felt the occaisional brush of knuckles over her soft buttocks under the velvet dress and one palm was placed firmly on her left buttock causing her to start forward and bumping the head of the man in front of her with her 'chests'
Finally she was in the aisle and heading to the steps at the side of the stage.
Up the steps the pale skin of her shoulders, upper arms and full breasts glowed in the harsh lights of the stage contrasting with the black dress and gloves she wore, she stopped as she got to the top having a sudden case of nerves but Ego beckoned her towards him and she complied the dress swishing about her nylon clad legs her black patent heels peeped under her skirt as she moved.
Ego looked her up and down and liked what he saw she was a looker and those breasts looked even better close up, even as he watched he could detect a little peek of pinkish aureole just showing over the swooping neckline of her dress, Jenny stood under the floodlights barely able to make out the audience in its glare but very much aware that they were out there and looking at her too, looking at Ego she saw the heavy make up and the stubble of beard under it and the generally shabby appearence, the freyed edges of his cuffs and coller didn't inspire her with much confindence, but she stood still as he went through the introductions.
Ego's first illusion was the old levitation number, Jenny would be floated above the stage without any visible means of support, rather like her dress he wisecracked in a stage whisper to the audience he got a few laughs and cheers and knew he was onto a good thing there.
Toy with the blonde was the name of the game.
laying Jenny on an old board hastily brought on from the sidestage along with a couple of trestles. He waved his arms and muttered a few words for the acts sake and passing close to Jenny whispered in an inflammable breath "Don't move love, it'll be OK." he walked around and then took hold of the end trestle by her feet and inched it out into the open, Jenny froze waiting for the impact of the ground but no! he then stood by her head and inched out the one under her shoulders again warning her not to move and to keep her hands crossed over her lap.
All that lay below her now was the old plank with it's rough surface and fresh air! WOW! I'm really floating Jenny thought.
The audience were clapping as Ego moved to Jenny's feet and slid the board out from under her she felt the rough board pass under her bottom and something snag on her dress but then pass on seemingly without trouble.
Then he was stood beside her the board resting in his hands and NOTHING under her at all WOW! again.
He rotated her around showing the audience that she indeed was floating and then warning bells began to ring for Jenny! the full skirt without the board under her would now be falling away from her legs and he was turning her feet towards the audience!
Jenny's husband was sitting to stage right and knew what would shown in a few seconds and his heart was thumping in anticipation! if only he could remember if Jenny had worn those stockings he liked so much or the tights which he liked the least. She'd gotten dressed in the bathroom this evening for some reason.
A gasp went up at the end of the row and like a Mexican wave worked its way to him as Jennys feet were swung towards the audience and a clear view up her dress was shown to the front 5 rows, the band pit went nuts as they had the best seats in the house for this particular showing! clearly shown were the black holdup stockings Jenny had chosen to wear this night along with the loose silk french knickers she'd bought while out with Ashley, (Ashley had dragged her into the 'Marital aids' shop which was little more than licensed pornography! sometimes that Ashley went aout of her way to make Jenny blush) Jenny was screaming inside as she knew just what was showing beneath her but was powerless to do anything about it as she'd been told not to move and simply couldn't, not after a real Magician had ordered her.
Finally Ego finished rotating her and was puzzled by the sudden activity of the audience, they seemed very interested in his show now, and congratulated himself on his mastery of illusion the levitation one really made them sit up and notice! maybe they weren't such a bunch of ingrates after all.
leaving Jenny floating he told her to remain as she was and not to worry, and then 4 stage hands were around her building some kind of long box around her.
Slowly her feet were lowered to the ground and in the confines of the box she could hardly move so snug was she inside it, the opening in front of her face went a long way to relieving any claustrophobia. Soon she was standing but in the box facing the audience with her arms at her sides.
Looking out and down she saw the brightly painted box was a series of doors which could be opened showing the person inside. Wonder what this ones about she thought to herself I hope it's not a sword act.
Ego began his introduction to the audience about the disappearing lady illusion while Jenny stood in the box feeling a little relieved that nothing sharp would be put near her and contented herself in examining the props about her and noticing the shabby state they were in, goodness! there were even cobwebs in this one! Jenny prayed there were no spiders in with her and shuffled around to look for any, even as she moved something felt wrong, something had moved over her, she was sure and turning again felt movement over her hips, something was happening! so she devoted all her attention to finding out what and finding nothing obvious she looked down at herself and saw that her dress needed lifting as she was about to fall out again, (just as she had done so when Ego had asked for a volunteer) then quite suddenly she WAS out! Both her pink nipples now were an inch above the neckline of the dress!! she tried frantically to raise her arms enough to pull up the dress but managed to lift them only slightly but even that movement slipped her dress down lower!, she was so glad the audience couldn't see her as the top edge of the door in front of her breasts finished just below her chin..... but what if Ego opened that door now!!, looking for him she saw him heading towards her explaining the function of the box!
"Ladiees and Gentlemen The box has doors which open thus!"
Biting her lip and with pleading eyes she looked at him hoping to catch a word in his ear "Not the 3rd door, not the 3rd door!" her eyes begged but he was well into his routine and paid her no attention.
Suddenly the door at her feet opened and she felt the heat of the lights on her toes and ankles.
"Wriggle your feet for the ladies and Gents will you my dear?" Ego said. Jenny did so lifting each nylon sheathed foot and moving it about, the door closed. Jenny hoped it would end there, but then the next door up opened this time at hip level all that could be seen was from navel to knees of Jenny in her velvet dress, which she was asked to move again, a quick shimmy suffised, then the door was closed but even as it shut so her dress fell alarmingly lower by now both her magnificant double D's were out, well above the neckline and her nipples were proudly poking out as if awaiting thier debut on the stage! Jenny tried and tried to catch Egos eye but he was off again chatting inanely to the people out there in the darkness unseen but still there nonetheless! waiting, waiting.
Maybe her husband? if she could just catch his eye? looking into the glare of the floodlights was less than useless but she had an idea of where he was seated and knew if she looked in his direction he's somehow understand the frightened look.
Jenny's husband sat excited that his wife was up there but more so now as she looked positvely terrified he's seen her look nervous and scared but this look was reserved for only a few times in her life, like when she had that wasp up her dress, and had to take it off in public or when she had her clothes ripped off by those bushes and was naked in public...... times..... like....those?..........ZOINNNG!!
Her husband sat up and paid a lot of attention to the rest of the act, what was happening in that box? The way Jeny was blushing and the way her eyes were pleading relayed to him that something was amiss. Jenny knew that the opening of the 3rd door would ultimatly expose her and she couldn't let that happen no matter what! having no luck communicating to her husband it would have to be left to her to save herself so she shuffled around within the box trying to get her hands up to hike the dress up once more, she just hoped the satin gloves would allow her some mobility and wouldn't snag, she got her left arm up but too high for her to reach down and grip the dress it was firmly pinned beneath her breasts, but now that there was more space about her hips the dress dropped inches lower, it was as if the zip had been undone!
Which indeed was just the case, the 'snag' the plank had caught on whilst it was pulled from under Jenny had been the zip it and it's movement had unzipped the dress, since she was laying down it couldn't fall but stand her on her feet and it became a different story altogether!!
Jenny was panicing now with one arm pinned below her naked breasts the other at hip height and with satin gloves she felt the velvet slide beneath the fingers she began frantically trying to find purchase on the material with the slick gloves but succeeded only in driving the dress lower. beneath her fingers she grasped the neckline of the dress and realised with horror that it was now around her ample and full hips, if Ego opened the door now she'd be helpless to cover herself, for the audience would know exactly what had happened.
Ego then was in her field of vision as he finished his explaination of how Jenny would be made to dematerialise and be transported to another location here in the theatre Royale before your very eyes.
with his back to her he whispered, "You just do as the instructions in the basement say and everything will be fine. Alright my love?" With that he shut the door covering her face, Jenny breathed a sigh of relief she thought he would open the 3rd door and show the audience something more that she wanted, in the darkness she stood wondering what to do when beneath her feet she felt movement as if the floor were giving way and she gripped the sides of the box with her hands desperatly to stop herself falling, with flailing feet she stopped a few inches down but not before her dress had slid further down her naked hips! wait a minute!? NAKED HIPS!??? she searched in the darkness by touch for her french knickers but couldn't find them around her and surmised that the dress had pulled them down with its weight as it fell lower, for several minutes she hung there unable to move, yet feeling the dress inch its way down and finally off of her altogether when the trap door below her slide closed! all that remained was a scrap of black velvet in the opening where once the door was.
French knickers, dress and any dignity Jenny had before was now gone! all she had was a pair of black stockings, high heeled open toe shoes and long black satin gloves to her upper arms.
she counted herself lucky that she hadn't fallen, then abrubtly realised maybe that's exactly what she should have done! Ego had said the read the instructions in the basement hadn't he? if she'd fallen at least she'd have gotten her dress back on and gotten away but now she was still in the box and dressless too!
Omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod
she tried to remember how acts like this on TV had finished and everyone of them had........
"ladieees and Genitalmen, In a moment you will see my lovely assistant walk through that door behind you as her molecules come together outside while here is an empty box!!!!"
With that closing statment the box Jenny now stood in fell to pieces around her and the glaring lights shone on her naked body as the band broke into a fanfare, Ego was bowing to the audience unaware of the beauty behind him trying to cover herself with black gloved hands which under the lights only high lighted what was being covered.
In seconds the audience was on it's feet cheering miliseconds behind the man in the second row who began cheering the instant the box had opened up revealing his lovely wife in all her naked glory.
Epilogue;
Theatre critics report the following day:
While I have seen many shows at the Royale nothing will ever come close to the act of Ego the Magician, who sadly passed away last night on stage while doing the job he loved; making others smile, his final act was, to say the least, spectacular and michevious in the he managed to make a young womans clothing disappear before my eyes. How he did it I don't know but it was amazing! if he were alive today Ego the Great would be a much sought after Entertainer.
David Cooperfeld move over! and take your wife with you, someone else could fill her shoes (and dress) better!
A representaive of Jack Daniels distilleries said they'd miss Ego the Great and they hope business doesn't suffer too much.
Seymour Titts (Theatre critic)